Watching the wheels turn round on the magic box this morning is a trying experience. Reuters, a news agency, an organization designed to record historical events and make them available to the general public, has decided that it won't print fake photographs anymore. HOORAY!

Our Mayor, an unpleasant man, has pledged a 50% reduction in homelessness and another 50% reduction in something called "aggressive panhandling". This "aggressive panhandling" is a term I've only started hearing in the past few years. To be honest with you, I don't know anyone who has actually experienced it, all I know is people who know someone who has a granny who has had an encounter, it's all seemingly apocryphal.